Mirror Gazer Mugs

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Vain Pony Rider

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"To us!"

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

"I'm watching what I eat."

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

"Why does he stare in the mirror before going to the jazz club?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Wanted: Dead or alive.

'I'm watching what I eat.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'I hope you make it with your boyfriend. Now, can we please finish this removal job?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

'Why are you standing there with your eyes closed?'

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Ask A Silly Question.

The rarely seen narcissistic voyeur.

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'Impostor!'

'Dang!'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You think it's cute?"

'Hey Kekyll c'mon you should have changed by now.'

Olivia Had a Big Head.

"Narcissist!"

"That is just a little off the top. The rest was the domino effect."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

Antiques