Picture Gazer Pillows

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Birds Following Witch.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Hot Air Balloon

'I'll take it!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."