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Bad Mirages

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Save Our Universe

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

London map drawn from memory.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"I think the milk's off!"

Desert Mirage

Fly Tightrope walker

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Mirage guidance.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Enemies of the Earth

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

"Never mind."

"I identify as it/it."

Man standing at a railway station.

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'I see live people.'

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"