Mirage Spotter Mugs

"Taxi!...Taxi!..."

Bad Mirages

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Save Our Universe

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

London map drawn from memory.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"I think the milk's off!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Desert Mirage

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Mirage guidance.

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Enemies of the Earth

Man standing at a railway station.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

"I identify as it/it."

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"Never mind."

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

"It's not a mirage. It's a giant Trompe-L'oeil"

The Alien Scare