Minnesota Gifts

Minnesota Freezer.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Plum jam...

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Snake Charming

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

Islington Angels.

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'