Minnesota Gifts

Minnesota Freezer.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Plum jam...

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Snake Charming

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Disease-y Top

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

Piorities in Minnesota.

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Islington Angels.

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

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