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"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

Remote control pirate bully

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Maybe clean out your wallet

Model Building

Computer operator welding machine.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

The Staff Meeting.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

A man working on a model airplane

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

Commercial music

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

Robot Truck.

Hangry