Miniature Mastermind Mugs

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Remote control pirate bully

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Model Building

Computer operator welding machine.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

A man working on a model airplane

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

Robot Truck.

Hangry

Commercial music

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to