Mastermind Manipulator Mugs

'I made it to the top the old-fashioned way. I recorded my ex-husband's inappropriate remarks, then blackmailed him.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Man and brain

Computer operator welding machine.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

Bike Wash

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'