Miniature House Collector T-Shirts

Spring Cleaning

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

'It's a self-build.'

Raw Piano Bar

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"You order the microbrew?"

Walsh Miniatures

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

A computer mouse's offspring.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

The Three Bears - pocket version