Miniature Golf Course Owner Gifts

'He ran a miniature golf course.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Clock Face Golf Set

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Putter'.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

Kids playing doctor.

Golf Fib

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

'Would you like a cart?'

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.