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"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"They're class action figures."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Clearing the castle's moat.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Trainset

"And to think he started in accounting."

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Man in a Tuxedo

Non discrimination to Vampires