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"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"They're class action figures."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Clearing the castle's moat.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"I have to pee!"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Trainset

"And to think he started in accounting."

Non discrimination to Vampires

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."