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"Look Darling, his first web page"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

CEO with SEO

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'We've re-branded.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Page not found...

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

Clickbait

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"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

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