Mini Web Developer Mugs

"Look Darling, his first web page"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'We've re-branded.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

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Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

I've always been slower than computers...

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