Web Development Mugs

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Good afternoon, gentlemen and welcome to multi global industries.com...."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'Okay, I won't call the baby-sitter if you promise to spend the whole evening working on my web site.'

Clickbait

'Why is my site always the caboose on every search engine?'

"I'm constructing a website."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'for more obit info, go to...'

"What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away."

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'Good news. We weren't hacked, we just messed up.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

'I'd like my own web site.'

'They say content is king, but right now my king has no subjects.'

Please Visit My Website: www.downonmyluck.com

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'It links to a résumé on my website.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

The president of MySpace.com at home.

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'