Web Development Prints

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Good afternoon, gentlemen and welcome to multi global industries.com...."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

Clickbait

'Okay, I won't call the baby-sitter if you promise to spend the whole evening working on my web site.'

'Why is my site always the caboose on every search engine?'

"I'm constructing a website."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'

'Good news. We weren't hacked, we just messed up.'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Please Visit My Website: www.downonmyluck.com

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'I'd like my own web site.'

'They say content is king, but right now my king has no subjects.'

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

I'm going to recommend a tech company that is so far ahead of the curve, it's working on Web 3.0.