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'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

The Computer Bore

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Twenty-first century baby walker

Back to work...

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Friday

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Pardon the intrusion, we just wanted to run one last test before we brought it to market."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'