Tiny Engineers T-Shirts

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The Hobby Store

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Baby Screen Time

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Building Blocks.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'I need a new toy!'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'