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Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

The Hobby Store

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Building Blocks.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'I need a new toy!'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'