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Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

The Hobby Store

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Building Blocks.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'I need a new toy!'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."