Mini Mr. Fix-it T-Shirts

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Tool Box

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Timber preservation

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'