Mini Mob Boss Gifts

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Baby Piano

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

SALE

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Children's Feast.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Child driving a toy car

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Little chef.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Take a bow!

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

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