Mini Boss Gifts

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

Baby Piano

"He likes it."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Violin Player

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Take a bow!

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

That kid's all business.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

I rule by fear.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Little Piano

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A child busking

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Children playing percussion instruments.

Xylophone Icicles.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."