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'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'We'll take it!'

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A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Man building a tree house

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Realty. Remember

Castle Efficiency

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"No student debt, a cappuccino maker-- all I need is a tiny house and I'll be living the retirement dream."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Failed mobile home designs

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"It's got a great view!"

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

Affordable housing

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."