Mini Home Dreamers Mugs

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'We'll take it!'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Man building a tree house

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Castle Efficiency

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"No student debt, a cappuccino maker-- all I need is a tiny house and I'll be living the retirement dream."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Failed mobile home designs

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Affordable housing

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"