Mini Fire Marshal Mugs

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Building Sandcastles.

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'That's for false alarms...'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Count Von Moltke.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Why do you always wear pants?"

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Fire Assembly Point

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

The young Lisa Laflamme.

'Let's arbitrate.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

In case of fire call yourself.

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

"This way, O' Brien."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Water Drop with a Surprise

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Boy this is a boring job...'

"Captain, I'm burned out!"