Miniature Handyman Mugs

"Hey, the landlad is here to fix the sink."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Remote control pirate bully

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Building Sandcastles.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Model Building

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

A man working on a model airplane

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

Caleb at work

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

The Baby Mechanic

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Reduced for Quick Sale.

Santa Claus's Tool Box

'Model Aircraft.'