Mini Fire Marshal Prints

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Building Sandcastles.

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'That's for false alarms...'

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Count Von Moltke.

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Fire Assembly Point

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'Let's arbitrate.'

"This way, O' Brien."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

In case of fire call yourself.

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Water Drop with a Surprise

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

'Boy this is a boring job...'