Mini Computer Whiz Prints

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Nerd tryouts.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

The Digital Family

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"What's that you're reading?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

I've always been slower than computers...

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Tech support...can I help you!

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