Mini It Whiz Prints

'Sorry, Tommy, our computer can't play today - it's got a virus!'

The first car accident.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

First Speeding Fine.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"I'm going to call it zero."

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'It belonged to an elderly gatherer who only used it on Sundays!'

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'