Computer Wiz Prints

"I'll give you a moment."

"Since I know technology and not cars, I'll put it in terms that I know - my offline browser has been disabled."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Nerd tryouts.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

The Digital Family

'My dog ate my computer.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

Technologies and distance classes

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'