Mini Back-packer Gifts

'After the revolution' (small people get small schoolbags).

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Building a Shelter

Mr Metrosexual.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I want one of those!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Boys in the cloakroom.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Fishing

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'