Mini Architecture Fan Pillows

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Sick Building Syndrome

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Building giant sand pies.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Doubledecker bus stop

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Clear construction agreements are important.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

Lighthouse switch

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Police officer does a puppet show for a child.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Bottle Battle

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"She's a rescue."

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

Small car - big man.

Winchester Arm / Venus De Milo Half - Arms

'Have you finished your column?'

Dog Church

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'