Mineralogy Prints

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Immense geologic forces and heat, working over the course of eons, slowly transform a drab lump of coal into a radiant diamond.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"An everything Martini, please."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Shaken not stirred

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Office Weather

Baloneystini

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

The Martini is invented.

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."