Mineralogy Gifts

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Immense geologic forces and heat, working over the course of eons, slowly transform a drab lump of coal into a radiant diamond.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Painting clouds

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Office Weather

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."