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Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Golfing Bishop.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Gene Therapy

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Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

Golfing with God.

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Meditation Center

Psychotic mood swing.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

Conformity

Career coaching at a yoga studio

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

Bipolar Bear.

And on the Seventh Day...