Mindful Kitty Parent Pillows

Cat yoga

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Hell No Kitty

The Not So Wild West

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

The best relationships are silent.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Cat Delivery

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'We know you have a cat.'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Save my place.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

'Bath-time used to be a nightmare, but then I discovered bubble bath: Now he loves it!'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"