Mindful Couples Gifts

'When you care to 'zen' the very best.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Yoga To-Do

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Yogi back in 5.

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Love chair

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Exercise vs Laxative.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

Them/ Us

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

"I gave up booze and cigs, I became a vegan and did sports. . . and now I'm here anyway! Why??"

'Business is booming...come in.'