Mind Unburdening Enthusiast T-Shirts

Unloading zone.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

She's good, but Mom's better.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Gizmo brain storming meeting.

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

Racing Forward

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."

"I prefer to stand."

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

Ashley the Approval Seeker

'Ms,Hobbs, send in someone devious, I'm in the mood to match wits today,'

Short-term memory nostalgia.

"I shall choose to be happy."

'Guess who?'/'My brain.'/'I'll have to start disguising my voice.'

'But you must admit hallucinations are more interesting than depression.'

''The meaning of life'? -- are you from some dictionary company?'

"Hey, I'm just messing with your head."

'It's a good thing I don't have claustropho...oh,oh...maybe I do.'

'Steve is our top salesperson. His secret is spending time visualizing success before he comes to work.'

"'Brain training' has done wonders for my memory!"