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"I think he stood on a nettle."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Team Leader

"I have an app for that."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

The ten ammendments

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"It certainly isn't necessary, but if you'd be more comfortable with your lawyer here..."

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."

Consternation/Control

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

"What if they're right -- what if I do suck?"

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"It's not you, it's me -- I'm a solipsist."

Emotional Baggage Left Unattended Will Be Removed And Destroyed.

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

Spiky treadmill.

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

Art Omen

"I'm thinking about working out."

"It's a hoax!!!!"

'I'm going to tell you again, Higgins -- no more bites. The hunger is all in your mind, and it just makes a mess anyway.'

'I think your problem is lack of self control.'