Mind Merger Gifts

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

Man and brain

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

"I always cry at mergers."

Stealing thoughts.

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

The merger hits a snag.

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."