Mind Merger Gifts

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Man and brain

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

Stealing thoughts.

"I always cry at mergers."

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

The merger hits a snag.

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."