Mimosa Aficionado Pillows

Mimosa's Witnesses

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Extreme miming"

Desert Island BBQ

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"You run into a window, too?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Herb's from Texas."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

The Suite Hereafter

'Malty tasking.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Jack in the Box

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."