Mime Mime-osaur Gifts

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Land Before Mimes.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Interesting encounters in history.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

The Greatest Mime in the World

Senseless clowning around

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."