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Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Hadrian's Wall

"Your love gives me strength."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Congratulations on your PGCE.

Teacher's Workroom.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Brexit: Thank you Dave!

Shy Man at Party

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'