Millwall Supporter Prints

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Hadrian's Wall

"Your love gives me strength."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Teacher's Workroom.

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

Brexit: Thank you Dave!

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Football merchandising - 1953.

Who'll fill in while your English teacher is on maternity leave? Probably and old-bag substitute. Teach English for a couple of months? I'd love to! Umm, nana? Aren't you too old to go back to teaching? Au contraire! They don't want anyone who could possibly get pregnant. Uh-oh. Age discrimination.

Phil Foden

Congratulations on your PGCE.

Virgil van Dijk

Shy Man at Party