Millennial Moment Appreciator Prints

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Captain Millennial

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Good News! It's today again!"

Death in park

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'

Crybaby Millennials

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

'I remember my pin, but I've forgotten my name!'

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

"It's to keep me from getting ahead of myself."

'Millennium writing competition' "I meant to enter that but my computer went down"

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

"Like my Facebook page."