Moment Enjoyer Prints

"Good News! It's today again!"

Sitting in a tree

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'I love my mum and dad!'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

How to injury yourself as an adult

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

Awkward Moments

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'I hope we're not too early.'

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."