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"Killer, we gotta talk!"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

City Marathon.

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Birds with Headphones

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Old songs made new

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Shake well before using.

Bach Doubles

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

Beethoven's 10th

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

Hey, those are not menus!