Military Time Aficionado Gifts

'You know, I think the 9:35 was my train. And here I was waiting for the 2135.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Michael Caine

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Eye Off the Ball

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vladimir Putin.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'