Military Reunion Gifts

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'Chili again?'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Of course, the Army is all about team work.'

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

The Zoo.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

True confessions.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"I think we may be related!"

Home Sweet Home

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Family with pets.

"I need to know who started it."