Military Pundit Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the military pundit? Our collection features witty and insightful items that celebrate their strategic mind and passion for military analysis. From mugs to wall art, find something that speaks to their expertise and sense of humor. Whether for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, these gifts are designed to resonate with their pride and perspective on defense matters.

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"Being a military pundit was great after they got Bin Laden, but lousy after we left Afghanistan."

"Being a military pundit was great after they got Bin Laden, but lousy after we left Afghanistan." mockup

"Being a military pundit was great after they got Bin Laden, but lousy after we left Afghanistan."

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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In the Guru District

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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CEO du Jour

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Difference of Opinion

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"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes' mockup

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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Where does it all end up?

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"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?" mockup

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction." mockup

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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Obama Healthcare.

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

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"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait." mockup

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'. mockup

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

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"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy." mockup

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

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'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.' mockup

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

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Budget

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CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!' mockup

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

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How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal. mockup

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

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The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin. mockup

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

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'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....' mockup

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

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U.S. Credit Rating

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Military Pundit Gifts Collection

Military Pundit Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs for the military pundit? Explore our collection of witty designs that showcase their strategic wit and defense passion.

Military Pundit Pillows

Browse our pillows collection to add a humorous and insightful touch to their home or office decor.

Military Pundit Prints

View our selection of witty art prints, specifically designed to celebrate military analysts and strategists with style.

Military Pundit T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that echo the cleverness of the military pundit in your life—perfect for wearing their expertise with pride.