Military Parade Critics Gifts

Footing The Bill

US National holiday

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Sousa's back!"

"This is the worst parade ever."

A One-Sided View.

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

March of the Ducklings

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

Horse's Tail

Hegseth heading the American Military

Military Hit Parade

Where are the jobs?

Learning the Goose Step

'Our best exit strategy is to privatize the military and send in mercenaries.'

The locksmith dressing for parade

Immigrants deceived to enter the US army for Iraq.

101 uses of a dead cat: knife

"Two?"

Toy Soldiers - 'They're in civilian clothing.'

Barrel of oil being rescued instead of injured soldier.

'We get Lt. Withers to play a French dandy and try to intimidate the new recruits.'